“Comparison Is the Thief of Happiness”

“Comparison is the thief of all happiness,” says former NFL star Joe Ehrmann in denouncing the pressures on boys to “be a man,” in the documentary The Mask You Live In.* Messages overt and covert, from video games, from fathers and peers, leave males of all ages struggling with loneliness and fury. Similar pressures, I would add, weigh on females. Comparing ourselves to others haunts and hurts us all.

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But there’s a catch: Comparison is a source of pleasure as well as pain. In How the Mind Works, psychologist Stephen Pinker concurs with the popular wisdom that “people are happy when they feel better off than their neighbors, unhappy when they feel worse off.” His example: “You open your paycheck and are delighted to find you have been given a five percent raise—until you learn that your co-workers have been given a ten percent raise.” Happiness often lasts no longer than the tingle of the flattering comparison that brought it on.

So how are we to understand happiness if it is so frail, so dependent on where we stand in relation to others?

Many people don’t puzzle very much over the nature of happiness. They view it as the self-evident goal that they should pursue, find, and remain in, as if it were a job or a house. “I just want to be happy.”  Even the goal of the contemplative life, the life of prayer or meditation or detachment, is sometimes expressed as “true happiness.”

I remember my surprise decades ago when a friend mentioned off-handedly that perhaps happiness is not the goal of life. The possibility had never occurred to me.

Happiness looks a little clearer when we separate the two broad meanings of the word. One is satisfaction, as in “Overall, I’m happy with my life so far.” The other meaning is the emotional flush of joy or excitement, the “happy dance.”

If the joyful kind of happiness seems so elusive while sad or anxious unhappiness is so available, maybe there is a reason. Evolutionists point out that for any organism, many more things can go dangerously wrong than can go blissfully right. Pinker: “There are twice as many negative emotions (fear, grief, anxiety, and so on) as positive ones, and losses are more keenly felt than equivalent gains….[P]eople’s mood plummets more when imagining a loss in their lives…than it rises when imagining an equivalent gain….[H]appiness tracks the effect of resources on biological fitness. As things get better, increases in fitness show diminishing returns: more food is better, but only up to a point. But as things get worse, decreases in fitness can take you out of the game: not enough food, and you’re dead” (392).

So maybe it is not that happiness eludes us solely because comparisons steal it or we are incapable of finding it. It is that we come into life in the first place equipped with alarm bells for all the gritty dangers but with a limited selection of joys.


*Teddy Roosevelt is credited with the original version: “Comparison is the thief of joy.”

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